idea for love story

Tomorrow you are going to wake up and look in the mirror and say to the mirror: "who got game?" And then you reply to the mirror and say: "I got the game". Then you put your best game face on and walk down to the newspaper stand. Now, if this was lesson 4 you would be buying cosmo but since you are on level 1 you buy the local paper. Then you go back to your house and look up a museum that is nearby. Find out what there latest exhibit is and then google all the paintings by the featured artist. Find all the deeper meanings to these paintings and then head for the museum. When you get there sit down on one of those benches and pretend to be reading. When the right girl comes along pretend you are good at the crossword puzzle by righting cockballscockballs on all the answers. Tilt your head now and then to act like you are figuring out the difficult ones and perhaps hold your chin up with your pen. be sure to use the blunt end. To check if she is checking you out use the pointed end. Then when she makes a move for the paintings you know go ahead and walk next to her. Say "what crap". And she will look at you like "i agree", "who are you", or "i like your style". Most likely she will look at you like you're weird so you must quickly show her you are the man of her dreams. Ask her "Am i wrong?" And let her talk. If she says nothing then ask her questions about the characters featured like: What is that dog doing barking in the corner like that for?" Or, why does that woman look so damn miserable?" If she tries to be a smarty pance and school you, raise your paper to your face where you will have scribbled all the deeper meanings and school her back. But then you'll have to follow up with a joke like: That may be true to the critics but i really think the dog is just hungry. Do you see a bone anywhere in this painting?" At this point she will be interested and tell her: "Follow me". If she says "why?" Steal: "the best is yet to be". If she says where? Say......"To the future!" Put on your best Doc Brown face when you say this though. And if she doesn't get it criticize her for not knowing back to the future II humor. At this point she's yours so just talk normal crap talk until she's in the sac, or hitting your sack.
And remember, don't go near the loud gregarious blonds. Don't approach a girl who is talking on her phone or who answers her phone loudly in the museum, she's most likely got herpes.